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World Class Wrinkle, Shrinkle & Crinkle Care
A honey-colored, light-bodied balm, romantically fragranced and rich with botanical extracts and essential oils. If you were the Queen of some ancient civilization, you would have commanded your alchemist to formulate this stuff. So, how did the Humble Badgers make it? Katie Badger said, "Hey Bill, you need to make an Evolving Body Balm." "What's that?" he asked, intrigued by the name. "You know. When you're young and pregnant you get stretch marks. When you grow a little older, your skin changes. Eventually, you get wrinkles. This would be something to keep your skin healthy as you change and evolve." To his credit, he didn't respond by saying, "I'm, a guy. I never change and evolve." Instead he said, "Shrinkle, wrinkle and crinkle care...I can do this." He knew of the miraculous, skin-healing properties of the Sea Buckthorn Berry. He also knew that extracts of Rose Hip and Calendula were reputed to be exceptionally restorative for stressed and damaged skin. Into the secret Badger Lab. Mix and test. Formulate and ponder. A little Oil of Rose, perhaps - The fragrance is lovely and the therapeutic effect, beyond compare. Did you know that it takes about 3000 lbs. of fresh rose petals to produce a pound of this precious oil? Why would they do this? They can't help themselves. They decide to make the best. And they make it. They use it. They love it. A star is born! One badger says, "I have problem skin. I've used all of the really expensive stuff. But this stuff actually works. I put it on my neck and face every night. It gives my skin a new texture. It feels young again." One anonymous Badger says she uses it on her face and on her legs. She says the only problem is that the dreamy fragrance makes her want to go out and get pregnant. Secretly, Badger Bill uses it as a pre-shave. Smooth. No irritation. He loves the scent and, fortunately, he doesn't feel like going out and getting pregnant.
INGREDIENTS: Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Castor Oil, Beeswax, Extracts of Calendula, Rose Hip, Sea Buckthorn Berry and Pure Essential oils of Lavender, Rose, Gum Benzoin and Roman Chamomile. |
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